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Santa's Fat Ass

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"What bothered McKinney was where the blood was - inside Santa’s Castle. North Pole, a freeze your nuts to cold metal marbles kind of place. And on Mrs. Claus’s smock, to be more precise."
 

 

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"I bet that Santa won't come here this year because my big brother Alvin killed my Mom and Dad..."

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