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Pulp humor by Harris Wilkinson
"What bothered McKinney was where the blood was - inside Santa’s
Castle. North Pole, a freeze your nuts to cold metal marbles kind of
place. And on Mrs. Claus’s smock, to be more precise."
Humor by Kelly Holtzclaw
"I bet that Santa won't come here this year because my big brother Alvin killed my Mom and Dad..."
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