Porn To Be Wild
I shouldíve been a porn film producer.
Iíve got a friend over the hill in Van Nuys whoís made
millions producing these pieces of shit. Itís gotta be the easiest job in the world.
See, Iíd approach porn films like they were any other film.
But thatís just me; Iím a perfectionist.
And what do you need for any great film?
A title, thatís what! All
the other crap gets filled in later by hacks and assistants, but you,
the producer, need to come up with the title and concept.
Actually, if you have a strong title you donít really need a
concept. I guess if you
really had to do a concept for your porn film you could do something
likeÖ ďMothers Against Drunk Drivers,Ē where a group of mothers
pull over drunk drivers and screw their brains out so they wonít
crash into people. There,
thereís your concept.
But with porn all the work is already done for
you. All you gotta do is
take a major Hollywood movie and do a knock off.
That way you donít even have to pitch it.
Hereís what I meanÖ.
Terminator = The Sperminator.
in Black = Men In Drag.
Hereís some more. You
could also doÖ
In 60 Seconds
Passage to India
Bare Bitch Project
of The Body Sntaches
Know Who You Did Last Summer, or Ö
Know What You Did Last Summer
Because It Took Two Weeks For My Ass To Heal
2000 = Orgasma 2000
Noon = Vagina Moon
A Space Orgy
Waldo, Iím Horny
Toy Story 2
The Lonesome Penis
of West Hollywood
Men Canít Hump
You know, I think I got something here.
Iím gonna call my friend and talk a little business.
Iíll let you know how it goes.