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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.
Three blondes walked into this bar and one said, "Beer all around"!
And so they toasted "Here's to 51 days"!
So the bartender asks, "Hey, what are you guys celebrating?"
To which one replied, "Well, the puzzle box said 2-3 years, and we finished it in 51 days!
 
Why do blondes fail driving test?
Every time the car stops they jump in the back seat!

 

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