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Blonde Jokes

 

We've got Blonde Jokes - trillions of 'em for 'ya!

At The Newz.com we've scoured the net to find the best blonde jokes anywhere.  Why?  Cuz blondes have more fun, or so they think.  If you have some Blonde Jokes you'd like us to know about... or for that matter, some blondes you'd like us to know about, drop us a note.  

 

BLONDE JOKES

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking.

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool.

 

How do blonde's brain cells die?

Alone

 

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

Spot.

What is the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

A roster goes cock a doodle doo, and for a blonde any cock will do.

 

Three Mothers, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were all talking about their daughters. 

The Brunette said "I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes." 

The redhead said "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can't believe my daughter drinks." 

The Blond said "I was looking through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms, I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"

 

There was a guy and a girl and they were both blondes, they got married.  On their honeymoon they wanted to "do-it" but they didn't know how... so the girl decided to call her mother. 

Her mother told her to "lay on the bed naked and just let the guy do the rest."  So she did, but the guy got scared.  He called his dad and told him what the girl was doing.  The dad said, "don't worry about a thing.  Just take the hardest part of your body and put it where she goes to the bathroom." The groom hung up and immediately did as he was instructed to do. 

The blonde bride called her mother once more.  "What do I do? He just put his head in the toilet"!!!!!

More Blonde Joke links...

http://www.unwind.com/jokes-funnies/

http://www.the-joke-shop.com/showjoke.asp?category=Blonde

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~scook/html/blonde.htm

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