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Three Mothers, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were all talking about their daughters.
The Brunette said "I was looking through my daughters things and I found cigarettes, I can't believe my daughter smokes."
The redhead said "Ladies, I was looking through my daughters things and I found a bottle of liquor, I can't believe my daughter drinks."
The Blond said "I was looking through my daughters things and I found a pack of condoms, I can't believe my daughter has a penis!"
There was a guy and a girl and they were both blondes, they got married. On their honeymoon they wanted to "do-it" but they didn't know how... so the girl decided to call her mother.
Her mother told her to "lay on the bed naked and just let the guy do the rest." So she did, but the guy got scared. He called his dad and told him what the girl was doing. The dad said, "don't worry about a thing. Just take the hardest part of your body and put it where she goes to the bathroom." The groom hung up and immediately did as he was instructed to do.
The blonde bride called her mother once more. "What do I do? He just put his head in the toilet"!!!!!
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